Varrick

Half giant, half gnome, all bard. Varrick gets people in the door with his bombastic stage presence and his witty repartee. He is a living embodiment of the fact that baritones get rowdy.

Director of the Board of Tourism

Winters

Chief Escape Officer of Bard City. When things (inevitably) go belly-up, Winters has a plan to get out with as much of the city’s treasures as possible.

CEO (Chief Escape Officer)
Onion, guitar player for Bard City, with his mimic (barstool) girlfriend reflected in his sunglasses

Onion

Whether he's making spreadsheets, or stuffing gold under his mattress, he always knows where the money is. But if you ask, "SHOW ME THE MONEY!", he won't, because it's a secret.

Treasurer

Atty

Brings the rhythm through strong beats and detailed character(s). Holds down the back end. They bring flavor like a fresh cup of coffee.

Intern
Franciel, Mayor of Bard City

Franciel

They say tHat people who dEsire power the Least are Possibly the Most dEserving of it. In that sEnse, nobody eLse deserves to be mayor of a city of bards more than this elF. WheN he's not playing the bodhrAn, he's aPtly avoiding his resPonsibilities by hiding in the basement of City Hall. What's hE doing Down there? Elf stuff, probably.

The Mayor

Aoife

An elf from the Westernside Woods. Defender of your right to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss. What she lacks in legal knowledge she makes up for with accordion BWAHMPs.

Jurisconsult, Bard Law